YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Randomize
