Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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