i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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