Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I need vodka and champagne for my new favorite drink, vodkapagne. Alternative spellings are "vodkapain" and "vom-machine"
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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