I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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