If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
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