My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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