I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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