you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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