I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
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