Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Life lesson: if you fart while talking to a girl outside, the smell does not dissipate, it just lingers around mocking you
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
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