And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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