you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
so let's talk penis.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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