my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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