I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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