But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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