UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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