brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
