none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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