THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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