He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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