...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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