i'm signing you up for texting rehab
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
He did a backflip because drugs
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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