the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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