I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
Randomize
