I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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