He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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