you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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