That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
not ubering you a puppy
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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