Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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