I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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