just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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