Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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