Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
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