Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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