I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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