I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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