the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
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