how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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