Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Sorry my hands just texted you
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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