sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
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