we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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