Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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