I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
a search helicopter?!
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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