just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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