We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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