I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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