stop calling my apartment porn island.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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