did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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