I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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