i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
Randomize
