what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
Sometimes while peeing I'll go hands free, put my arms up by my chest and make claw hands, and pretend I'm a new type of dinosaur called Dickosaurus Rex.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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