Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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