god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Randomize
