I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
vagina is talking i cant
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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