if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just got checked out by a paramedic whilst their sirens were on. I'm doing something right
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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